Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

3088
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

1019
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

3192
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

1701
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

1986
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

2554
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

579
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

1943
Jean Boda
General
Picture

What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

2349
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

3145
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

409
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

2669