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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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