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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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