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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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