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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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