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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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