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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did Bob feel so calm when he surfed the web?

Because so many websites are COM.

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