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A swimming pool table.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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