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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Akiva Lane
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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Shane Ronay
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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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