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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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