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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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