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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Akiva Lane
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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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