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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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