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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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