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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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