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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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