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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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