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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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