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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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