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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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