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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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A buoys club.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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