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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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