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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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