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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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