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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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