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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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