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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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