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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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