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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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