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Akiva Lane
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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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