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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Akiva Lane
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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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