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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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