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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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