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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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