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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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