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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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