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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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