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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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A buoys club.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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