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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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