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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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