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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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