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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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