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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Akiva Lane
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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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