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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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