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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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