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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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