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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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