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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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