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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Akiva Lane
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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Akiva Lane
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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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