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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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