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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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