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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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