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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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