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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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