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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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