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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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