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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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