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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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