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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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