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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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