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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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