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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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