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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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