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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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