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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Akiva Lane
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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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