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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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