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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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