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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Akiva Lane
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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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