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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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