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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Rock and roll.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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