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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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