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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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