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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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