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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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