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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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