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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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