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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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