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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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