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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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