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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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