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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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