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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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