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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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