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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Akiva Lane
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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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