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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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