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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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