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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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