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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Shane Ronay
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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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