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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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