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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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