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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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