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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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