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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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