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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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