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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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