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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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