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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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