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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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