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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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