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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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