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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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