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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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