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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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