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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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