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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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