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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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