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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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It's a lap top.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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A dessert island.

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