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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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