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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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