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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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