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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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