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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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