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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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