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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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A dessert island.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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A swimming pool table.

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