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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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