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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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It's a lap top.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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