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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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