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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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