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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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