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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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