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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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