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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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A tripod.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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