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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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