Pictures:

What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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A square not.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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A tripod.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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