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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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