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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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