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A tripod.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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