Pictures:

What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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A swimming pool table.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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A square not.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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An elevator pitch.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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