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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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