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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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A tripod.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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