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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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A paradigm.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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