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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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