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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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