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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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An elevator pitch.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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A square not.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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