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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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