Pictures:

What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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