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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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It's a lap top.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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