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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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