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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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