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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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