Pictures:

Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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