Pictures:

What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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