Pictures:

A swimming pool table.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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