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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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A tripod.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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