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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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