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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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