Pictures:

What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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