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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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