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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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