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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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