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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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