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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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