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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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An elevator pitch.

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A tripod.

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