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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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