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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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