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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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