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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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A tripod.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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