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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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