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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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