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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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