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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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A square not.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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A dessert island.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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