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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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A swimming pool table.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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