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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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