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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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