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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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