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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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