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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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