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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

They're called suspenders.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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