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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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