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A square not.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

They're called suspenders.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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