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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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