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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

1226

How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

1224

Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

1310

Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987

What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

1225

What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

366

Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

1250

What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

1198

What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

1709

Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988