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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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