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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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