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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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