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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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