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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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