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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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